Congratulations and Welcome!

Maybe you've heard the stories. Maybe your instinct guided you here. Maybe fate brought us together and now explanations are useless. Either way, the 'same old, same old' no longer applies. You are different, and Bloody Brando is too.

I am Brando and I perfected this mix. It is based on a family recipe (which I am legally required to say) from the Arlonne Family, who are mostly no longer with us (but are listed on this website, which I am also legally bound to mention). It is a long story.

None of that matters in the's the taste of Bloody Brando that matters!

Let us bloody you up!